Naked Woman Tears Up Subway Because They Don’t Have $5 Footlongs

Woman On Spice Trashes Subway

Source: KTVA CBS 11 News

Subway restaurants made headlines again recently and for the wrong reasons. And like the whole Jared-gate event, it wasn’t the restaurant’s fault.

On Tuesday, October 13, 2015, 35-year-old Nikki Abrell visited her local Subway shop in Anchorage, Alaska at about 5:00 p.m. and promptly went to visit the women’s restroom. She didn’t come out until two hours later and only after store employees asked her to do so. Little did they know that this ride was just about to get started.

Abrell walked out of the restaurant’s restroom naked, but that wasn’t the worst part. For some unknown reason, the woman Hulked out in a rage and began trashing the place.

Woman On Spice Trashes Subway

Source: KTVA CBS 11 News

“When I pulled up, I saw a bunch of Subway workers outside and I thought they were taking a smoke break, ” said Tina Anaya, a customer who told her view of the story to KTUU Channel 2 News. “But when I looked inside there was a naked woman literally tearing the place apart. I thought there was a fire in the restaurant because it looked smoky in there, but it turns out she had just set off a fire extinguisher inside.” Being the good citizen that she was, Anaya called the police. She was the third person to do so.

When Sgt. Shaun Henry arrived at the scene, he said that people described the woman as “a little crazy” and statements taken at the incident said that she “appeared to be under the influence of drugs.” That’s putting it mildly. “I really didn’t want to get anywhere near her,” said Anaya. She was smearing feces all over stuff.” In addition to just being gross, Abrell also managed to break furniture, knock over the computers, rip part of the ceiling down and throw chairs around.

By the time a video had been shot of the woman going bad, she lost some steam and was methodically pulling bags of trash out. Police say that the nude woman’s behavior was so off that she couldn’t even hold a conversation, replying only with grunts and murmured statements.

After being taken into custody, Abrell managed to slip out of the handcuffs. The woman has been charged with “third-degree criminal mischief, harassment, and resisting arrest.” Her bail was set at $10k.

Woman On Spice Trashes Subway

Source: KTVA CBS 11 News

So, what would cause a person to freak out so spectacularly? The police say that Abrell might have been under the influence of “spice,” a synthetic form of marijuana. With recent studies going back and forth on whether or not natural weed is bad for you even to the point of becoming legal in some states, who would trust a synthetic form?

This isn’t Abrell’s first brush with the law or even her first incident with drugs. Court records have shown that she had been convicted of drinking and driving in 2007 and 2009. She pleaded no contest both times. Hopefully, this event has served as a wake-up call to the woman or she is never going to go out on another date ever again.

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